I've got to contribute to this one 'cause this caption has been bouncing around in my head since I first saw this picture:

"The Ace Novely Company tried several variants before settling on the now classic Snake in a Can."

You were right, I can't fit my head in the can

Great Goddamn Jim, I'm trying to eat lunch. Put the freakin' camera down.

Finally! A place where I can escape Jim's *ahem* man hair!

But it worked on TV!!!

You know, I bet this would be easier with a spoon...and thumbs...

My eyes...Dear God...the tile it's hurting my eyes. Must hide my eyes!

This one comes from my wife:

"Good to the last drop."

CANNED DOG MEAT WARNING: Do not shake before opening.

"D Cell batteries not included."

I'd been starving since shortly after breakfast, and I wasn't thinking straight. The *cats* get to eat all day long. No morning and evenings only schedule for *them*. And they were taunting me with their full bellies and their yellow eyes. So I said, "Screw you, pussies! I don't need the Master and his stupid can opener!"

The next thing I know, I wake up in a psychadelic room with my head stuck in a can and a rattling mouse shoved up my ass.

Ahem. Make that "psychEdelic." Blasted typo gremlins.

Reverse engineering is never pretty.

Bingo's twelve-step program wasn't going as well as he'd hoped.

"Who's your daddy?"

"Who let the dogs out..."

"Alright, who put super glue around the rim?"

Although feedbags have been met with much success in horse and pony markets, the innovation was met with some degree of hesitation when Pedigree introduced a similar product for the canine market. It was pulled shortly thereafter.
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Another one of life's embarrassing lessons: Don't go sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
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Hello Ambition, my name is Lack of Forethought.