Once there was a man. An incompetent, totally inept in all things, who decided to blog.

It was a train wreck in every possible way. Yet we could not look away. He stole material from me and just about everyone else. He’d steal ideas, links…you name it. He had no shame.

He became known, simply, as the king of suck. He got absolutely no respect.

He and I became ordained ministers on the Internet and then blasphemied all over the place simply because we needed material.

And one day this man disappeared. He left no note and no forwarding address. He was simply gone. Until today. He has risen from the ashes like the Phoenix.

SBD readers, please join me in welcoming the great Bloviator himself, Bill.

Go ahead, Bill. Stink the place up.