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Snooze Button Dreams
October 05, 2006
Conversations at work
(Category: True Stories )

In the middle of my second day of all day meetings about how to beat project Lizzie Borden into a semblance of order I received an instant message from another one of my clients.

Carol says: do you or any of your cronies know if we're moving to IPv6? it's a discussion topic in one of my classes this week.

Jim says: IPv6 has been an approved standard for a decade. Nobody is going to go through the pains of implementing it until we’re all out of IP addresses. Then it will be a huge rush to implement, just like Y2K compliance was. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Doomsayers will spin tails of woe about all electronic transactions failing and the crash of the Internet porn industry causing global financial collapse.

Jim says: Then after nothing much happens for a while the news will refocus on terrorism and the latest Gallup poll showing that 47% of registered voters really aren’t qualified to pick their noses much less a president and the whole IPv6 story will fade to its proper place as a Trivial Pursuit question.

Carol says: you're a bit cynical

Jim says: Flatterer!

Two things jumped out at me when I reread this. First, I'm the only person I know who uses capitalization and punctuation in instant messages. Second, I'm a geek of godlike proportions.

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Two questions:
1. Who are you?
2. Do Paul and Shank know you're blogging here?

Posted by: Dopple-G at October 5, 2006 11:05 AM

Watch it, bub. Don't forget who gave you that moniker. You could be "Dopple-B" in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Jim at October 5, 2006 12:48 PM

We have an INTERLOPER!!

Posted by: shank at October 5, 2006 03:16 PM

RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!

Jim at 12 o'clock, I repeat, JIM at 12 o'clock!!


Nonetheless, good story, and your cynicism just shows your understanding of the world.

She calls it cynicism, I call it world-wise.

Posted by: Oorgo at October 5, 2006 05:41 PM

A new author. Welcome, Jim.

Posted by: Jenelle at October 5, 2006 09:32 PM

You are emphatically not the only person who uses proper capitalization and punctuation in instant messages. Act like you know me for a second.

Second, no one would question your god-like geekitude or geek-like goditude. Whatever.

Good to hear from you again, yo.

Posted by: Trey Givens at October 7, 2006 12:05 AM

Nope, I too use punctuation/capitalization in IM. I will NEVER, EVER use "u r gr8", as then? Civilization is over.

And I see your IPv6 and raise you an PIv6 multicast.

Posted by: Helen at October 7, 2006 04:11 AM
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