Spinster-
Your rackets are leaving tomorrow or the next day. However, there was a small problem.

See, I spotted this box at the loading dock at work that I thought would fit. I mean, I was just eyeballing it; and figured it would do fine. So I bring it home and wouldn't you just know that bastard was one fucking inch to short. Well, not to be outdone by corrugated cardboard, I dug out my McGuyver skills.

Needless to say, you'll be recieving a slightly oddshaped package in the next few days. And I didn't have any newspaper (seriously, who reads hard copy anymore?) to pack it in, so you can thank me later for the free issue of FHM. Of course, it's no longer bound; but I'm pretty sure each page is numbered so you could just sort the peices.