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June 08, 2006
Finally, a good excuse
(Category: Cheeses of Nazareth )

I’ve had a bottle of Dom in my fridge since New Year’s Eve. It was a leftover, of sorts, that has been waiting for a proper occasion. I’ve been tempted several times since than but I’ve held out.

And this morning I wake up to find that that goddamned, sub-human cockroach has been stamped out—sent to hell on the express train—courtesy of a couple of five hundred pound bombs. I haven’t been this happy since I discovered masturbation as a lad.

I’ve never been one to celebrate death but there are a few exceptions, such as this one and that Serbian asshole and a handful of others. Well, quite a few others, I will admit. So tonight I’ll pop the cork and celebrate the extermination of that fucking vampire. That maggot encrusted, shit-filled bag of diarrheatic pus.

Burn, baby, burn
Disco inferno
Burn, baby, burn
Burn that mutha down

….The Trammps, 1977

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Yeah, I won't be missing that asshat either. Gotcha!...bitch.

Posted by: shank at June 8, 2006 09:03 AM

Yeah, but unfortunately it'll just light a fire under his buddies asses and the violence will increase, someone else will take his place.

Posted by: Oorgo at June 8, 2006 01:53 PM

I strongly disagree.
1. Those weren't exactly our last two bombs or anything. And I'd venture that we've got way more bombs than they've got indoctrinated fools.
2. According to the milblogs' analysis I've read; following and coinciding with the bombing of Zarqawi's safe house were 17 raids which have left AQ-Iraq a-swingin' in the breeze.
3. Sure, maybe they'll give a death rattle, but the Iraqis are already fed up with AQ's hijinks; and I'm sure they've already set their sights on somewhere like Somalia that might be more conducive to their brand of chaos.

Posted by: shank at June 8, 2006 02:04 PM

In addition, if I see my boss eat a JDAM I'm a little hesitant to move into his corner office. Some will, of course, but the smarter ones will see that it's not the safest job in world. That's what we need to do, is keep the smart ones from heading operations.

The dumber ones will be much less effective and easier to vaporize. I don't see bin asshole martyring himself, nor will I any time soon.

Posted by: Paul at June 8, 2006 02:14 PM

Yeah, people talk rubbish like 'pissing them off', or the next one 'being even wors'.

Bullshit. This cocksucker cut of heads on TV. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill.

Posted by: Bane at June 8, 2006 02:31 PM

I'm not saying the fucker belongs where he is, he deserves much worse than he got, but there are so many factions in Iraq and so many cells around the world that it's alot like whack-a-mole. You hit one, another pops up.

Posted by: Oorgo at June 8, 2006 03:58 PM

I like Paul's corner office comment. If I am facing an enemy, I hope he is the stupidest, angriest, craziest most fanatical ready to die sonofawhore on the planet.

The calm, dedicated sniper is the one who worries me.

Posted by: Bane at June 8, 2006 04:26 PM

Exactly right, Oorgo, you whack the fucker, and when the next one pops up, it's his turn.

Zarq-man was the top guy for a reason: he was their *best*. Now his second (or third or whatever) will have to take over, and that guy is, by definition, not as "good" as the boss. So even if a new boss steps up, their effectiveness is impaired to some degree. Whack that mole, and their next best steps up.

You know, I'm tired of hearing "well, he deserved it, but..."

No buts about it, taking that subhuman out is a good thing.

Posted by: Ted at June 8, 2006 08:27 PM
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