Why do people videotape themselves having sex?

I really want to know.

First of all, these things have a way of coming back to haunt you. It’s undeniable. Secondly, I don’t understand the appeal. I hate having my picture taken. I’m talking about still photos, fully clothed. When I see a picture of myself I cringe…and it’s been said I’m not too hard on the eyes.

I just can’t imagine watching a videotape of myself having sex.

I would have to sit there and critique my own performance. How could I not? How could anybody not? I find the concept incomprehensible.

Why am I making that face? I shouldn’t bend my neck like that. Look at my hair.

Yet some people make these things habitually. What am I missing? Is there something wrong with me?