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April 20, 2006
Now Hear This
(Category: Cheeses of Nazareth )

I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about Tom Cruise, his fucking robot wife or his spawn of Xenu.

Somebody needs to tell me why this constitutes front page news every day. He’s fucking certifiable and unraveling more every second. His publicists have gone the Michael Jackson rout and pushed him even farther over the top trying to prove he’s normal…and have failed miserably.

At this point I think it’s a pretty close race between him and Michael Jackson for the heavyweight title of CRAZIEST MOFO ON EARTH.

I’ve had it. I’ve really, really had it. And my pick is definitely Maverick. Jackson is nuts, and really disgusting, and probably a criminal, but Maverick is stone cold crazy.

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You are just so damn cute when you're angry.

Posted by: Jackie at April 20, 2006 03:59 PM

I doubt we'd agree on much, but the subject of Tom Cruise blah blah blah I agree with you very much about. I could give a rat's ass about his family and all the media hypes about him. What a waste of eyeball space.

Posted by: diamond dave at April 20, 2006 04:05 PM

You are a fucking moron, what the fuck does michael jackson have to do with anyone, you fucking moron. Michael jackson, has not said a word to anyone in over a year, you fucking moron. You stupid cocksucker you. How the fuck can you write about a man that has not said anything to anyone, but just live his fucking life. you stupid cocksucker you.

Posted by: fuckyou at April 20, 2006 05:27 PM

Dang, thanks Fuckyou for that laugh... oh man... I .. have.. to ... stop... laughing.

Oops, I think I peed.

Posted by: Oorgo at April 20, 2006 06:48 PM

Aw man, I think we just offended one of Michael Jackson's "special friends" (wink wink nudge nudge). Sorry dude. We didn't realize he meant SO much to you.

Posted by: diamond dave at April 20, 2006 09:59 PM

All I want to know is, if michael jackson is so not important to you, why write about him. Why comment about him. This is a guy that has stayed out of everyone's hair, you do not see him on tv telling everyone how he was treated, he keeps his fucking mouth shut and moved on with his fucking life, doing what ever he can to put food on his kids table, so that his kids can have something to eat. What gives you the
fucking right to insult this man, what gives you the fucking right to say anything about a man that has not asked you for a red cent to feed his kids. People like you gives hard working humans a bad name. If you want to write about your hollywood stars, write about the ones out there everyone doing shit, not a guy that no one has seen anyone near hollywood since 1988.

Posted by: fuckyou at April 21, 2006 02:19 AM

I can't get enough of this...

Posted by: Paul at April 21, 2006 11:47 AM

"This is a guy that has stayed out of everyone's hair..."

Yeah, but he has definitely been staying in some little boys pants. Which, really is just trading one nuisance for another. Who cares if he's out of our hair, he's in bed with kids from the 'Make a Wish' Foundation.

"...moved on with his fucking life..."
Yeah, to Qatar or some place where I'm sure the local government really gives a shit about what people do to kids behind closed doors.

"...what gives you the fucking right to say anything..."
That would be the First Ammendment.

"...a guy that no one has seen anyone near hollywood since 1988...."

Well, that's becuase he's been busy back at the Ranch diddling drunk preteens.

Posted by: shank at April 21, 2006 12:36 PM

"he keeps his fucking mouth shut"

because he's GUILTY...why rock the boat?

Posted by: Tiffani at April 21, 2006 01:57 PM

How fucking stupid can any of you be, you do not even know anything about arabs country, peopel get their hands cut off for stealing shit, you get hang from a tree for selling drugs. This is not some fucking pervet country. MJ choosed a country where laws are set to protect children, where the press are controlled to only speak about the fact. You should at least know your facts before running your fucking mouth. Go back and read the court papers and you will see why mj was found not guilty by a republican white jury. You fucking morons talking about a man, that does not say a word but live his life. He moved away, he is not on any golf course beings an asshole.

Posted by: fuckyou at April 21, 2006 02:36 PM

You people might think child molestation is funny, but working everyday with kids who are abused by the ones that are suppose to protect them, being used, breaks my heart. I will never stand by and let poeple joke about child molestation, just like I will not stand by and watch a good person get destroyed by lies from a family that has accused three diffrent people of molestation and holding them hostage. I believe in figting for childrens right.

Posted by: fuckyou at April 21, 2006 02:40 PM

Good grief. Somebody give this guy some Immodium, he has the worst case of verbal diarrhea I've ever seen. I can just SMELL it coming off my monitor...

Posted by: diamond dave at April 21, 2006 03:19 PM

That's right, fuckyou, keep on pooping and get it all out, you'll feel SO much better...

Posted by: diamond dave at April 21, 2006 03:29 PM

dave, just for future reference, the term you're looking for is logorrhea. Pretty fuckin' sweet word eh?

Posted by: shank at April 21, 2006 06:40 PM

diamond dave ~ that made me laugh out loud. That was funny. Thanks for the laugh !

Posted by: Tiffani at April 22, 2006 04:00 PM

"People like you gives hard working humans a bad name."

Hard working humans? Who talks like that? And if the conversation is about Michael Jackson I don't think "human" really applies. Seriously - do a sidy by side of Michael and the breeder queen from Aliens. It's elucidating.

Posted by: Jim at April 24, 2006 04:56 AM

What I want to know is...

When did Michael Jackson start comment trolling on blogs?

Posted by: Oorgo at April 25, 2006 12:01 AM
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