WTF?

The Picture of Dorian Gray, the only novel by Oscar Wilde, was first published in 1890 and tells of how a potrait taken of the eponymous Dorian Gray is marred because of his many sins, becoming old and disfigured, while he himself remains young and perfect.

I know. So is she just telling you that you're an evil, ugly, shrivelled bastard on the inside?

That's some cold shit.

I don't know what she's getting at, but I think your on the right track.

Yeah, but if she's saying you're evil on the inside, then she's also saying you're dead sexy on the outside.

So, what she's dealing with is a demonically handsome man who is angelicly deviant where it counts.

Is that really so bad?