June 03, 2005
Our benevolent dictator
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Miscellaneous
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Jim's such a benevolent dictator if he wins the lottery he's going to buy us all a big ass present. I am super grateful and don't want to come across as an ingrate, so if he wins I'm hoping he'll use part of the money he would have otherwise spent on me to have Xzibit and MTV Pimp His Ride.
That's right, it'd no longer be a Milk White Mini-Van for my Boy.
He'd be pimptastic cruisin' in this ride:
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Freakin sweet!
Hmm.. Needs a rear spoiler the size of a pool table- Because, ya know- The BroodMobile needs downforce.
Oh- And a set of "Rent-a-rims".
Who said you could use 'big ass' as an adjective for present? The term 'big ass' is one I have recently selected for use as my own. Like, I'm going to get a 'big ass' coke, do you want one? Or, I'm making a 'big ass' mug of tea, join me? It must be carefully employed.
Unfortunately, now I'm just making a big ass out of myself!!