The results are in! Apparently I owe several people lunch and at least one vacation was spoiled. Ah, the power of the Internet...
Grand Prize: 5 points
Renee Zellweger, shown here while preparing for her Oscar winning role in "The Marlon Brando Story."
Kathleen
First runner up: 3 points (selected by the Ted Kennedy's 3 martini lunch)
Falling on hard times after his latest documentary failed to get a single Academy Award nomination, director Michael Moore was forced to give up his chauffeur driven SUV and purchase a used car.
His critics were quick to point out that the everyman from Flint bought an import.
Stephen
Second runner up: 2 points (selected by all the rice in China)
Greenpeace, deciding it is too labor-intense to push them into the ocean, has provided alternate transportation.
LeeAnn
Third runner up: 1 point (selected by an infinite number of monkeys via an infinite number of randomly typewritten missives)
Great Goddamn Jim, I'm eating lunch.
Victor
I'm just so honored to be nominated with this group of talented bloggers. I'd like to share this award with all of you.
Well, not really. :-)