Well, that's the only explanation I can come up with for why I don't shed pubes all over the men's room like seemingly every other male employee in this office.
The bathrooms are scrubbed squeaky clean every day so I know it isn't an accumulation problem. I know for damned sure that I am not dropping curlies when I drain the vein. So is there an epidemic of sporadic nether hair loss in the company? There must be because by the time lunchtime comes around the urinals are outfitted for blizzard conditions.
Am I unusual for not spreading around my love floss? Is it something odd that I'm doing? Maybe I should only scrub Captain Happy for five minutes instead of fifteen in the morning shower so as not to dislodge any tentative sprouts?
Is the follicular presentation of my coworkers an intentional act? Perhaps I should be plucking a couple each time I decaffeinate to mark my territory like these other fellows do.
The only thing I know for sure is that the shag covering in the bathrooms is way nasty.
You know how the comment feature remembers personal info? Maybe there should be another form field that is remembered as well. Just to save time.
"Great Goddamn Jim, I'm eating lunch." -- Victor.
I've always wondered that. I used to share a house with three other dudes, and everytime I dropped something on the carpet, I would pick it up and discover it had some pubic hitchikers. Fucking EW. And we vaccuumed and stuff too, so it wasn't like I was living in a frat house. Now I live in my own place, and don't find nearly as many of them around, but occasionally whilst sweeping the bathroom I might collect a few. My hypothesis is that they get wrapped up in the underoos, and when I get undresssed to shower, they end up on the floor. It doesn't really bother me though, cuz it's not like I'm finding them in the dishwasher or anything.
Oh My God. I'm not eating lunch and I want to vomit. There should be some little subtitle caption under it... "Not for the faint of heart". And boy, I'm not. I got three kids. It takes a lot to make me wanna puke.
Blech. (Shudder) TMI. TMI.
TMI, Jim. That was seriously TMI.
My coworker Oops! and I have already had that exact conversation. We wonder how men can't see that they're shedding when they're actually LOOKING AT THE SEAT when they take a leak...I mean, how hard would it be just to blow it off?
(*and wipe off your tinkle sprinkles while you're at it!)
I have seen that even in the ladies room.Its NASTY!
I mean come on now....
Then again....Jim always blames the dog but I find "curlies" every morning on his side of the bed.Weird enough,my dog is NOT curly!
I guess I should copyright that phrase. Personally...I think it belongs at the top of your, "What they say about me," column.
Hah! That's actually on the top of my task list, Victor. Next time I'm in the templates it'll get pride of placement.
Cool! I'll be on top of Hele...I mean, oops, where's the damn dele
Thank God your not married to a hairy Italian like I am. Pubies everywhere.
Nasty!
Jim might not be Italian but he sure as hell is HAIRY!LOL