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February 14, 2005
Serious question
(Category: Short Stops )

Say you've just loaded up the family to go pick up lunch/dinner*. Momma is in her fuzzy slippers, 2 out of 3 kids are in pajamas with only one of them wearing shoes. Dad is wearing the white sweat pants that must never be seen in public.

Would that be indicative of white trashitude or redneckosity?

Not much happening around here today. Morning writing time was taken up with three stories of maddening school atrocities over at Zero Intelligence. Speaking of ZI, it's been getting some serious attention lately. In the last few weeks I've been interviewed by two newspapers, contacted by a scholastic watchdog group and the site will be profiled on an independent law review radio show next week.

Sweet.

There are some leftovers here you can play with, since I've got nothing new at the moment. The caption contest is still open as is the drag queen cat fight. Enjoy!

* Breakfast/lunch is brunch. What is lunch/dinner? Linner? Dunch? Lovely Wife prefers dunch. I'm undecided.

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White trash, definitely.

Posted by: Victor at February 14, 2005 11:26 AM

In our house it's brunch and linner.

I vote neither. I call it weekenditis.

Posted by: caltechgirl at February 14, 2005 01:26 PM

We call it "gittem-somthin-t'eat".

Posted by: jd bell at February 14, 2005 01:42 PM

Definately white trashitude. Now if you were wearin' jeans and a wifebeater, adn LW had curlers and a housecoat (alt. a flannell shirt and nain else) adn the kids shirtless, THEN you're rocking the Redneckocity.
:-D

Posted by: tommy at February 14, 2005 03:30 PM

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was too busy snorting my laughter and wiping the tears from my eyes.

Did the dinner location have a sticker that said "No shirt, no shoes--no problem?"

Posted by: Tiffany at February 14, 2005 06:07 PM

Trash, but if your kids are really poorly behaved and you're cursing them and threatening to beat them in public, then it is DEFINITELY white trash.

Posted by: Boudicca at February 14, 2005 06:30 PM

No curlers but I did wear my PJ pants and some old,long sleeved t-shirt.
One thing is for sure.....I ALWAYS threaten to beat my kids up in public.Ask my neighbors,they can write a book about my threats.I also curse them,call them names and have absolutely no shame using the following terms:
GO HOME!
WHERE IS YOU MOTHER?
THESE KIDS KEEP FOLLOWING ME,WOULD SOMEONE CALL THE COPS,I AM SCARED!
IS THERE ANYONE WHO COULD SEND FOR THE PARENT PROTECTION AGENCY,IF THERE IS SUCH PLACE?
etc.....got some more......but soon I'll be arrested for animal cruelty....ahum....child abuse I ment to say.

Posted by: LW at February 14, 2005 07:04 PM

LW, I thought you did that only when they flush cups down the toilet.

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at February 15, 2005 09:00 AM

Nah Vic,they got more crime written allover their asses,I mean butts,then that.Anytime the crime get to a point where I could be held responsible,I simply do not know them.
;-)

Posted by: LW at February 15, 2005 10:19 AM
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