Still at a loss for what to get that special someone on this most important of Hallmark Holidays? Just remember the prime directive of gift giving maxims:

Flowers say "I'm sorry", chocolate says "I love you".

Or if you want to go on the cheap, reading material always works well. Send hubby or hubbette to the New Blog Carnival Showcase Extravaganza or to the venerable classic The Best of Me Symphony.

Heh. I define "bait and switch". Worship me, marketers of yore.