Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
January 07, 2005
Getting into work was a bit difficult today
(Category: True Stories )

Oh, the traffic wasn't any worse than usual so it was a relatively fast 45 minutes to drive in. Getting up to my office was the hard part.

I hit the button for the elevator and after a minute or so the right side elevator car (there are two elevators) arrived. The doors opened and I was greeted by darkness. The lights were out in the car and the little back-up light was on casting a feeble glow about. I figured what the heck and got on. I pushed the button for the second floor. Nothing happened.

I pushed the button numerous times but nothing continued to happen. After a little bit I realized I was acting like a lab rat clicking the lever even when it was obvious no food pellets were arriving. I exited the non-functioning elevator and pushed the call elevator button again. It didn't light up. Since there was an elevator already arrived on the floor it wasn't calling the other elevator.

This presented a problem. You may recall from previous posts that the stairwell doors are locked on the first floor so people are forced to go by the security desk to get to the upper floors. The security desk was currently unoccupied.

No elevator. Can't use the stairs. Nobody to report the problem to.

I was going to have to wait until somebody came down to the first floor on the elevator.

I waited several minutes and suddenly the defunct elevator closed its doors and headed upwards, no doubt to confound and irritate somebody on another floor by sitting idle and dark while they did their own lab rat routine. I pressed the call elevator button again and was rewarded with its cheery familiar glow.

The left elevator arrived momentarily and I was able to proceed to my offices without further mishap.

If anybody asks why I was late I'll just tell them I had trouble getting up this morning.

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Comments

Stealth point! Office Space

Posted by: Victor at January 7, 2005 12:35 PM

Great movie. I'll give you a point just for reminding me of it and giving me an excuse to look through the quotes. Of which I found none that matched the stuff in this post. But that's academic because we both know that movie would have been twice as funny if they'd paid me a lot of money. I mean, if they'd consulted with me.

Posted by: Jim at January 7, 2005 01:39 PM

Next time, if you can't get it to go up, try talking dirty to it. Just a thought.

Posted by: RP at January 7, 2005 03:13 PM

Oh, ok. I must've been thinking of some other movie. For once, I'm in the points lead for the year...I think...

Posted by: Victor at January 8, 2005 11:30 AM

Only in Bizzaro World, Victor. The Leader Board shows you've just been welcomed to the fold.

Posted by: Jim at January 8, 2005 11:36 AM
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