"Right, now lets take her back up for the stress test."

Despite months of therapy, Capt. Mike Moloney still hadn't conquered his compulsive tin opener fetish

Sissors beats paper.

Airplanes make me angry. Very angry.
--Wolverine

Yeah - but you should see the Slice-O-Matic!

I see Benihana Chefs are using much bigger knives these days.

Slinky, Slinky, Everyone knows its a slinky!

And that's why boxcutters aren't allowed on SMALL planes, either.

If only I'd been here four hours earlier I could have used MY slinky one. Stupid lunch break!

"Upon further reflection, Bob decided his slinky plane idea might not pan out."

OK, how about ...

"You have to go to war with the Air Force you've got. This design, created by physicists at MIT, will ultimately foil insurgent and terrorist radar. Plus we saved 78 bucks on this handy dandy self ventilating system!"

Bassamatic!

"Frightened cats attempt high-altitude escape. More at 11."

This, Ladies and Gentleman, is why "Edward Scissorhands meets Godzilla" was such a HUGE flop!

Nothing like a nice slice of plane for breakfast. Better than sliced bread, I tell you!

"What helicopter? I don't see a helicopter..."

Ginsu knives it slices, it dices

You think THAT'S tight formation flying? You ain't seen nuthin'... watch THIS...

Heard minutes before: "Hey guys! Watch this!"

The amazing Ronco knife set....slices, dices, takes care of your light chopping work!!!

I don't have a caption. This one has me clueless. But, I vote for Kevs!

Just out of curiousity, Jim: Do you have the story behind what happened to that airplane? I'm really curious!