November 29, 2004
Caption contest
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Caption Contest
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Come up with a caption for this one. The person who submits the best one (as judged by a triumvirate of myself, a small child and a nutless canine) shall live in infamy get a handful of points. What they hey - another handful of points will be spread out amongst the losers winning-impaired.
Contest is open until Friday and you can submit multiple entries.
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Of course I have to get in on this one too. It's too juicy to pass up.
"Look Ma! No hands!"
Damnit, Bud, there are other ways to attach the boat to the pole.
Can I use a picture of my bruise?:-)
Lame attempt warning:
"A three hour tour, a three hour tour..."
Highly inebriated boater, showin' off to boatload of passin' bikini-clad babes, drives boat between the middle of two poles he sees stickin' out of water.
For the second time, suspected drug runner Carlos Puerte uses the boat's actual name as his excuse for destroyin' such.
John Kerry Attempts to Ride Swiftboat Record to Presidential Victory
"Honey, it says split it in 3, not 2."
"And that's how I came to own 'Temporary Insanity 3'."
"Alright, you can drive now."
"Yes, we are there yet."
While water skiing off Martha's Vineyard, Senator Kerry learned the hard way no to let Ted drive the boat either.
Keg of beer and a bottle of Jack - $125
Speed Boat Rental - $1000
Out running the coast gaurd , turning to show them your ass, only to slam the boat into a pole, propell yourself 500' through the air onto the beach missing your shorts - Priceless
"Bloddy women drivers"
"Boat eats oil rig"
"I'll think we will just tie up here"
"Submarine attacks boat"
"Thats the last time i let you drive"
"I said left!"
Excellent work! Now let's get some pole dancers onboard and make a party of it.