August 16, 2004
Things I never thought I would say to a three year-old
(Category:
Short Stops
)
"Move it back and forth! If all you are doing is sucking on it you aren't doing it right."
(Redemption is in the extended entry. Or at least a defense.)
This was about brushing teeth.
There is no need to notify DFACS.
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That legal in Georgia?
A harmonica! (I am guessing this is a guessing contest.)
I was thinking of making it a guessing contest but I chickened out. Knowing some of my regular readers the responses could have been...spooky. The explanation is in the extended entry.
And RP? Just about everything is legal in Georgia. Ewww.
What are you worried about, I said the same to my daughter. I also told her the word "blow" should only ever be associated with birthday cake candles.
Argh.
I clicked on the extended entry but missed the line. (I am a bit dyslexic. I can actully miss something a lot of times, even if I'm looking for something. I can go over and over it and it just isn't there for me. Weird that.)
Be glad you don't have teenage daughters. Mine are infamous for hollering TMI (too much information) across the house. I once had to announce that the only "period" I wanted to hear about was AT THE END OF A SENTENCE!
I won't even go into honorable (or dishonorable)discharges...