Nothing like a freshly tossed salad.

Heh. On Friday nights I wear a similar shirt but, instead of salads, it refers to cookies.

Garçon! Toss my salad!

Oh, to be able to shout that across a crowded room!

The worst I've ever done was chastise a woman for eating all of the lime jello at a buffet.

I doff my hat to you, sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman.

[Note to self: if eating over at Jim's, smile and pass on the salad]

Do you get to name the target?

I never knew people could find salad so attractive. Curious.

Only if it's done right, Helen. :)