I got an answer back from Anthony. If you're confused about what I'm talking about, click on the category link just above and read the previous entry.

From: Heath

Thax alot Xibit I appreciate for all the that man. Well here are some pics of me and my pops and his beater. My dad is a funny guy and hes a kick bower, he start when he was in the Air Force he was in Tae Kwon Doe is an awesome pop.

Peace Out Bro

XIBIT ur awesome man

Note the name change. Anthony on the comment forms, Heath in the email. I deal with that in my reply to him. He sent four pictures of him and his dad and one beat to hell early 80's Chevy Scottsdale pickup. Now since I can see from the pictures that he's a kid and there's no hotties in there anyway I'm not going to put up the pics he sent*. In fact I was just going to forget about this ruse since he's a teenager and there's not exactly a huge amount of challenge in messing with a teen's brain...until he did it again.

Xibit doesn't work on the weekend so Heath/Anthony got a bit anxious about my lack of response and followed up with a comment in that same old thread where I say point blank that this is not the site for the Pimp Yo Ride show.

From: Anthony

Hey how's it hangin Xibit, just wanted to know if ya got my pictures of my dad and his beaten up truck so I forget ta get the hotties in da picture,but hopefully it passes to be the finalist for the best show I have ever seen, but don't tell Funk Master Flex. Also if I maybe won I wanted ta know where we go ta get our ride a pimpn'.

Gotta ta go Homie G Xibit............Peace out DOGG.

So of course my pity evaporated and I worked up a reply.

My man Antone! What’s this Heath sheeeeeot? U caint be falsin yo name to Xibit, yo. Straight up, dogg – is it Anton or Heath? Word. Fo now I be callin u Heathony.

While you straighten out that mystery my boyz in the arts been applyin they mad skillz to yo pops truck. Here’s a couple shots o what they thinking rite now. That second one gots a Barbette sketched in fo perspective. Speakin o Barbettes, those graphx you sent are light on the hotties. Real light. Like zero hotties there. Homey that puts your chances of winnin way on the slide. Sorry bro but we gots thousands of beat on cars submitted. The T and A is what we use for tie breakin. You still in the comp but if it comes down to a bubble butt or your pops…well you probably see where my vote goes, aight?

You check out the pics I attached yet dogg? Do dat cause they hot like a Miss Jackson costume malfunction. No what I’m saying?

If you likin these then all we gots to do is get yo dad truck down hea fo the final drawin. How long you had yo license? You probably goin to need a road buddy cause it like 100 miles and shit from you to us and u don wanna be fallin asleep at the wheel, no what Im sayin?

Man, yo dads is one lucky shimbo to have a prawn like you lookin out fo him and appreciatin him. Makes me wish any o mine was so good to they daddy.

Aw, dam. Now I gots all teary eyed and shit.

Peace out, lil homey.

Xibit

PS – It aint never to late to send those hottie pics
PPS – Aint no hidin nuthin from Funk Masta, yo.

The pictures I included are manipulated pics of "Heavy Chevy", a 1985 Scottsdale mated to a M-4 tracked personnel carrier. Now that's a pimped ride! I just used a charcoal/chalk filter to make them look like artist's renderings. Heavy Chevy is not difficult to find on the web and the name is plastered on the truck in the pictures. I also just made up weird sounding slang bits. Shimbo? Prawn? Barbette?

Let's see if he catches on yet.

* Unless there'a a popular outcry from the ladies, that is. Karate Pop is pretty good looking.