When I got home last night Lovely Wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to the gas station.

Ba dum bum

(Disclaimer: In real life that's probably the second to last thing you'd ever hear from my Lovely Wife. The very last thing being along the lines of "I certainly am enjoying this ninety-five degree weather" or something similar. And the joke was from Dopple-G anyway so blame him not me, m'kay Sweetie?)