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March 18, 2004
The Cheddar is In
(Category: About Jim )

This week's Cheddar X is a special format. It's a word association thing where you're supposed to reply with the first thing that comes into your head when you read each word. Here goes!

Olympics = Olympics
Politics = Politics
John Kerry = John Kerry
George Bush = George Bush
Osama = Osama
Same-sex marriage = Same-sex marriage

What? Oh, the first thing that comes into my head besides the words given. Okay, let's try that again.

Olympics = games
Politics = games
John Kerry = Bill Clinton
George Bush = Kick Ass
Osama = fucktard
Same-sex marriage = Enough Already
Todd Bertuzzi = goon
Barry Bonds = cokehead
The Passion of the Christ = Enough Already
Beach = nude
Britney Spears = nude soon
Paris Hilton = Barry Bonds
Microsoft = All encompassing warmth, gratitude and security
France = Cheese eating appeasement monkeys
Hans Blix = ankle biter
Linux = Luxy
MTV = More (of) The View
Outsource = Profit
Hummer H2 = Poser Hummer
Honor = Harrington
Love = Ly Wife
Courtney Love = skank

Well, okay. Some of those weren't my real responses. The problem is that some of my actual responses blew. Okay, okay. The real responses are in the extended version.

Olympics = games
Politics = games
John Kerry = Bill Clinton
George Bush = Dubya
Osama = fuckhead
Same-sex marriage = gay union
Todd Bertuzzi = bully
Barry Bonds = loser
The Passion of the Christ = hype
Beach = San Diego
Britney Spears = Naked soon
Paris Hilton = spoiled moron
Microsoft = Big daddy
France = appeasement
Hans Blix = moron
Linux = possibilities
MTV = more reality shows
Outsource = contracts
Hummer H2 = pansy Hummer
Honor = Harrington
Love = Sweetie
Courteney Love = skank

POINTS: This one didn't really fit well with the "pick the incorrect one" theme we've been doing but I'll give 3 points for the first person to name my source for the title of the post. No searching, please.

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Comments

Probably not from the monty python cheese shop sketch where they had no cheddar (its the single most common cheese on earth! Not around here i'm afraid) or any oher cheese at all, is it?

Posted by: tommy at March 18, 2004 04:51 PM

Nope, that's not it.

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2004 07:02 PM

Hey, i'm good at geting these wrong. Well, we al have to excel at something.

Posted by: Tommy at March 18, 2004 07:07 PM

One of the characters in 8 Mile is called Cheddar. Is it that?

Posted by: Simon at March 18, 2004 07:24 PM

Nope that's not it either. It's not literal- 'Cheddar' replaces a word from the source.

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2004 07:32 PM

Peanuts: also "Linux = Luxy"

Lucy standing behind a box, with overhanging sign "The Doctor is IN"

So how come everyone plays your games and no one will play any of mine?

Posted by: Tiger at March 18, 2004 07:39 PM

You got it, Tiger. And the hidden bonus question too. My favorite was when she was in her "smooth" mood and the sign was "The Doctor is REAL In".

I think it's because you use content and stuff. Go with mindless fluff like I do and people are ready for something to do with their minds by the time you pop trivia questions on 'em.

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2004 07:46 PM

Damn, I knew I'd screw up the rules by forgetting to put in that besides! Hahaha.

Jim, what did you think of this week's Cheddar? I had a good time answering them and am thinking of doing another one like it next month or so but themed.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at March 19, 2004 02:18 PM

It was okay. I'm not big on word association. The problem is that if you do it for real the answers aren't going to be all that entertaining for readers.

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2004 02:48 PM
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