Yes, the end of the week is here and that means it's time for The Cheddar X!

In the interest of saving space and keeping the Paris Hilton porn post as close to the top of the page as possible I've put the Cheddar in the extended entry.

1. What's the best advice you've ever gotten?
"Get your ass to Mars." No, wait. That was Arnold Schwarzenneger, not me.

I've received lots of really great advice in my lifetime. If I'd taken even a significant portion of it I'd probably be independently wealthy and quite a bit more sane at this point of my life. I'd probably be a lot more boring too, though. I guess the single best bit of advice I've received and actually followed was Dopple-G convincing me to move to Georgia.

2. What is the best thing you've ever found?
Lovely Wife! But actually she found me so I guess I can't claim that one. I don't find a whole lot since I generally wander the world trapped in my own thoughts. I once found a $20 bill and that was pretty cool. I'll go with that.

3. What three words describe your blog?
Humorous, entertaining, worthwhile. At least I hope they do. That's mostly what I'm going for.

4. What was the most recent thing you did that seemed like a good idea at the time but later events proved otherwise?
Actually it was something I didn't do. After suffering through sickness for weeks I ignored Lovely Wife's insistent urging that I go see the doctor (see question 1 for previous reference on how often I ignore good advice). I get a bad cold every other year or so and I take a certain male pride in toughing it out. When I took Lovely Wife to the doc on Wednesday I got checked out as well since I no longer had any excuse not to. The verdict was severe sinus infection and they shot me up with steroids and put me on a multiple antibiotic regimen and threatened to smack me if I ever let something go that long again (Serious - my doc is one tough lady). Gotta work on that taking advice thing.

5. What two celebrities would you most like to see fight to the death?
Is Michael Moore a celebrity? I'd like to clone him and see him fight himself to the death. Like some sort of greasy sumo death match. No, wait. That won't work cause there'd still be a Michael Moore left at the end. Am I allowed to shoot the winner? If not I'll go with Mike and Ted Rall.

6. What do you think is the best thing about the internet? What's the worst?
The porn. For both.

Damn, I'm flippant today, ain't I? Okay, serious answers. The best thing about the internet is the exchange of information. I can find out just about anything I want using my computer. I love that. The worst thing is the flip side of that - the enormous amount of incorrect information that's out there. It's very easy to be mislead and take bogus info as truth.