November 14, 2003
The most important thing to remember when you are on a multiple antibiotic regimen
(Category:
True Stories
)
DO NOT FART!
There is absolutely no guarantee that it is gas that you will pass. Immodium is your friend. No, more than that, it is your lifeline.
Given my abhorrence of the crappers here at work and my current state of being on antibiotics I am trapped in my own peculiar little hell. Any time I have the bowel urge I must assume that bad things are happening, no matter how much it feels like plain old gas. This means that any time I wish to feel gastric comfort I have to truck into the ol' shitter, whip out a paper ass gasget and alight upon the ceramic throne.
This is all because of the Paris Hilton gag, isn't it God?
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Wizbang linked in Bonfire of the Vanities - Week 20 on November 18, 2003 05:37 PM
For you, it's antibiotics. For me, it's onion rings.
There. I shared. Group hug!
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