There are a lot of things about the internet that are irritating. But nothing drives me crazier than those little clips or games where the instructions are to look closely for a red dot or ghost figure. You know, you look really closely and then all of the sudden a decomposing banshee squeals across the screen. Your heart rate doubles. You choke on your own screams. Your butthole puckers, but it's too late. You have shit your pants.

Whoever invented those is evil. I hope they have a huge karmic asskicking waiting for them in the afterlife. Delivered, of course, by a gaggle of those corpse banshees.

The only funny ones are where the parents set up their kids. That's funny shit. At least until the therapy bill comes!