So I noticed the new blogger called me 'skank' the other day. Not that I really give a shit if someone gets my pen name wrong (I mean, how can you be pissed if someone misspells your fake name, only further obscuring your identity?), but I figured this was a good chance to throw out some snooze points since only three people read this blog and the person in the points lead is Pixy.
A name which puts me off a bit, considering whoever that is can smite any of us at any time. And that it's a dude. I've heard it's a dude. What kind of guy goes by Pixy? For real man, at least be Pixy The Beastmaster, or Pixy the Terrible or something. You're fucking giving me goosebumps with your pervasive androgeny..
So I humbly propose to you that from now until May 8th, SBD will be taking submissions for what we should call our new blogger. Honestly, the name 'Will' does no justice to The Suck to which we have all been exposed; and I think it's time we put a definitive name to such a blogger. He's been around for quite a while, mediocre-ing it up, and I think he needs a fitting and proper title.
You can submit them here or via email at my address to the right. On the 8th, I'll post up the entries, and the 3 or 6 or 8 or whatever most fitting, and hopefully figure out a polling script.
My submission? -> Janine.
How about Susan?
:-D
Susan works nicely.
And I've decided I'll also take surnames. As in 'The Felchiest', 'Of A1A', or 'Cockmonger'. Please submit your first names seperately from your surnames, so that we don't end up crossing the lines.
Susan ... Slutbucket?
or Slaptasm
I kinda got stuck in an alliterative vibe
How about "Fuckhead?"
I don't see why "The Suck" can't be his official pen name.
Or is it too close to home? Would too many people see "The Suck" and think, "oh, it's THAT asshole again."?
Yeah, I'm not down with naming him Janine. Janine is my favorite porn star and I won't have him dirtying that up for me.
I like Susan. Susan Spermgobbler?
I'm partial to "Fart Rooster."
I say PATSY.
Tinkey Winkey. THE Tinkey Winkey.
If I may chime in here, I'm partial to Thor, Or Shakespeare. Or Ron Jeremy's cock. Not that I'm partial to Ron Jeremy's cock in gay way. I mean you can call me, "Ron Jeremy's Cock" because I'm huge and incredibly impressive and penetrative with amazing stamina. And I know an asshole when I see one.
That being said - carry on, assholes.
bumhole mc'fingerin ? or perhaps.. just plain 'asshole'?
Eh, I like 'Susan' too... of course people who had never been here would thing "SHIT that girl has a filthy cakehole'
Sally Scrabby Rapheal has a nice ring to it.
He's gotta be Bill. There can be only one.
Snibbley Fartwobbler
(where the fuck did *THAT* come from?)
Cindy Brady
Ah bane, you are soooo right. There is only one...and he's like a god.
Good one, Ted.
I hate you.
Now..I have been MIA for awhile (yeah looking for a job) and I come back to find a new blogger. You know what? The first thing that came to mind???
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
whaddya think? Catchy huh?.. lets sing along.
I won last years points that's gotta mean something.