That title doesn't match the post. I'm 45 minutes into a 15 minute conference call to launch an application update into the wild, wild world and that phrase scampered jauntily across the sleep deprived fundament of my mind. Immediately following the effervescent bunny farts thought was another thought that Bunny Farts would make a fantastic name for a rock band and I better share it before I'm once again drawn into this update call in a role beyond my standard verbal nods of "Hmmm", "Yes", and "Uh-huh" and I lose the entire "Bunny Farts" stream of conscience. So here I am, guaranteeing that Bunny Farts is preserved for all of posterity.

That's all I've got. It's 7 minutes to midnight so the synapses are not firing on all cylinders. I had to explain that - as if you didn't figure that out already based on the preceding paragraph.

Oh, wait. I do have something to share. The application update I'm up way past my normal bedtime to shepherd home is none other than PROJECT BLACK WIDOW. The bitch is in Beta with a very large customer on it. The project is essentially wrangled back on track, mostly through brute force. Yay me!

Last note: Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?

He doesn't want anybody finding out that he screws chickens.