It's one of those days where I'd rather be at home. That being said (which...really has nothing to do with anything), I give you a list of great words and phrases. What makes them great? I don't know. Nothing, and the fact that I think they're nice sounding.
Bonkers - great word. "It was cool until the guy with the tattoo on his neck called Dave's mom a cornerstore hooker. Dave just went fucking bonkers on him."
Milli-fuckit - "The above statement outrageously overstates America's give-a-shit factor when it comes to those two (it's measured in mille-fuckits). "
Hoisted by his own petard - A petard was an explosive device slung over a gate or wall, back in the day (back in the day is industry lingo for 'the 19th century'). Sometimes, if the guy lighting the petard wasn't paying attention, he'd get caught in the rigging, slung over the gate/wall, and subsequently blown to bits. Now people use it instead of saying overused shit like "shot himself in the foot", "fucked himself", or "fucked himself in his own ass".
Got any other suggestions???
Anything to do with Milli Vanilli.
I've always like Git. One word, no adverb or pronoun required but even people who have never heard it before get the jist.
In the great white north, there's a word - "Ufda" - (prounounced ooof-dah), that they use for everything. Noun, adjetive, verb, whatever. It doens't really mean anything anymore, except what you want it to at the moment.
Werds is weerd.