I actually had a big entry I was going to post today, but I lost my USB drive. No telling where it is.

Still no wireless downstairs. We try not to talk about that around me.

So I went to the Cingular store regarding my Bluetooth issues. They told me to call a 1-800 number and someone would send me a replacement phone, because apparently the Chinese laborer who built my phone was stoned off his ass that day or something, so my Bluetooth shit was fucked up from the start anyways. So I call the number, they send me a replacement phone. Lo and motherfucking behold, I immediately begin having the same problems. Whew, glad we're consistent.

I go to the store today with both phones and politely (I know, you don't believe me) explain to the guy what's going on. First words out of his mouth: "These things are such a pain." Really? I hadn't noticed. Thanks for selling me one. He continues to tell me that there's no way of trouble-shooting them, and how much they irritate him. I nod my head and agree. He exchanges my old earbud with a new one and says it's no cost. At least I got a new phone out of the deal. I'm going to have to remember that trick. The new earbud is charging right now, but my bookie's giving me 5 to 1 that I experience the same problem.

The Wife finished her second-to-last semester of nursing school today. It's kind of nice to see her again. I was pretty sure she'd left me for someone with decent table manners and stock options.