November 09, 2006
Better hold off on the chili dogs
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Current Events/Pop Culture
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From the more great words in print series:
Somewhere in England a guy thought it would be a good idea to try and shoot fireworks out of his ass. The money line:
“He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.”
A scorched colon. Speechless.
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What kind of puss goes to the hospital with a scorched colon? Hell, for anyone who eats well, a scorched colon is part of the weekly routine. This wimp's obviously never eaten a bowl of chili or a well-aged steak, rare.
Yowww....
Mine still hurts from the sand... er... toilet paper they have in the hospital washrooms. I can't imagine fireworks.