I normally don’t post or care about this kind of thing but this is just too good. Britney Spears told her swollen nard bag of a husband that she was divorcing him. Via a text message. The best part, however, is the quote:

“Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying.”

I guess I’m an ass, but there’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing something like that in print.