Did you know that as late as 1977 the French were still sending people to the guillotine?
I was both shocked and pleased.
On another note, I’ve come to the conclusion that a lot of people are at least mildly retarded. I spent an inordinate amount of time at a home improvement warehouse this weekend and I’ve seen it all.
No matter how wide the aisles are some people have to pass their cart dangerously close to you. They expect you to move because they’re important people in their simple minds. Rude, nasty people. What they don’t expect, however, is for you to say, “Watch me run this asshole down,” to your wife really loud while you stare at them. Trust me, they will back down. Fast.
The parking lots of these places are even worse than being inside. It’s not really that complex. You simply park and get out of your car. When the coast is clear, you cross the main little drag and go into the store. There is no need to cruise the little drag at 2 MPH. There is no need to stop for 30-60 seconds on that little drag before continuing on at 2 MPH.
There is no reason to walk down the center of that little drag with your cart full of shit. Cross it or don’t. When you walk down the middle for long periods of time as if it were a side walk—I have no choice but to blow the horn when I’m two feet away from you. You could cross in six steps asshole, walking down the middle for the whole length of the parking lot shows your disregard for common decency and running you down would be a public service.
I watched the Movie King Kong on Saturday night and I still can’t believe it was released at that length. What was it, like four hours long or some shit? I could have easily edited an hour of Kong having tantrums. It was like they showed the same footage over and over again. My God that was tedious. It takes balls to release something like that fucking bad.
Yes, it’s Monday and I’m not handling it well. I’m not feeling any love.
Have you ever noticed that Home De[s]pot parking lots suck? I mean, they paint the strips closer together or something, and the lanes are narrower. Ironic, since a disparate portion of their customer base is coming and going IN TRUCKS!
I had a lady open her door into my brand new truck at a home de[s]pot parking lot. She did negligible damage, but it was my *first* ding and I was a bit upset. I would have let it slide, but she was pure beiotch and her husband was a real asshole. We argued and I wound up kicking a nice dent into the side of their car, after telling them I was going to do it!
That's too much. That's the exact place I'm talking about, by the way.
A friend of mine once had a similar problem and after arguing with the people he left and the people went into the store. He came back five minutes later to kick a big dent in their car but when he pulled up he saw the windows were down about two inches so he arched a heavy stream of piss through the crack and saturated the seat.
I know this happened because he was with two people who would not lie about it and were horrified.
I think it was great.
On the guillotine thing - did you notice the detail caption for one of the pictures:
Crime committed - 12/25/96
Criminal sentenced - 3/9/97
Executed - 4/20/97
That is swift justice.
How long has Mumia been wasting oxygen?
Kong sucked. It was the first time I fell asleep watching a movie and woke up watching the same flick. I thought I'd entered the Twilight Zone or something.
Hell, you're at Home Depot! Go in, buy some superglue. If their doors are unlocked, run a bead along the weather stripping and slam the door shut. If they're locked, squirt it into their door locks. Or let some air out of their tires and fill the valve stem with superglue or JB Weld.