It's part of our rich cultural heritage.

It draws in valuable tourism dollars from Oklahoma.

Did you hear what that bastard, the Colonel does to *his* chickens?

If we breed them just a little bit larger, they can patrol the border.

So right. I'd like to hear a Republican Governor get away with Richardson's "lame a**, seated on both sides of the fence", response.

It's a wonderful sport. Very exciting, as blood sports go, far more than football. The birds are true athletes, warriors, and good for nothing else but killing other chickens. They are the pit bull of the bird world; and I support dog-fighting, too, as long as only waste-dogs such as pit bulls are used.

Richardson is only hemming and hawing because he is a beaner, and the sport is HUGELY popular amongst such.

What's wrong with cock fighting? I've been cock fighting since I was a lad.

Oh! You're talking about chickens.