Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
February 08, 2006
Lesson #8751
(Category: Short Stops )

Always, always, always remember the exact time of your wedding. Even though, as the groom, you're going to be at the church hours a(fucking)head of time, and there's no possible way in Satan's Holy Hell that you'd miss the wedding; always remember what time it starts. If you forget, you'd be better to call a guest and ask them to read you their invitation than asking the bride. She will mount your head over the fireplace.

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