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January 24, 2006
Eat meat - it's a moral imperative
(Category: News & Notes )

Here's the way I figure it. Hot PETA chicks* stage naked protests** against killing animals. If we stop killing animals, they won't get naked any more. Conversely, the more animals we kill, the more chicks there will be protesting in naked fury.

I'm off to get me a fur coat and a Big Mac.

* There's some man ass in there too for the ladies.
**The answer to the lead naked chick's question is "It depends ... are we talking bush babies or bengal tigers?".

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I always wanted a full length man's fur coat. Maybe in fox.

Posted by: Paul at January 24, 2006 07:44 AM

Man, some chicks'll get naked for anything.

Posted by: shank at January 24, 2006 08:08 AM

Well, sure, just think of the guys. Now how can I benefit?

Posted by: Rachel Ann at January 24, 2006 02:21 PM

Didn't you read the fine print? There's prime man ass in that protest.

Posted by: Jim at January 24, 2006 03:25 PM
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