I’m shocked at the results of this episode.
43% of you got the right answer. The Haircut, New Year’s Eve & John Madden is true.
Look at the clues:
It’s completely disjointed. When I make stuff up it generally has a theme. It starts with the bad haircut. There was a lot of detail about the cosmo license. Too much detail to shrug off.
The rest of it? Well, there was a good bit left out for the sake of brevity that might have made it easier. My friend was tipping the drink waiter even more than I was, so the guy was really scrambling to do anything he could for us. He was literally knocking people around when he was running towards our table a few times.
Also, we were hammered. And when I know I’m in for the long haul I plant a lot of little seeds that I hope to see mature before I make my drunken exit. I might also mention that “my friend” used to write at the blog Four Honkies and is a formidable competitor when inciting outrageous behavior in public. Once the ball’s been hit over the net, I can’t help myself. I have to return it.
The John Madden thing? I have a pretty good pic of the guy.
Oorgo, I’m disappointed. You should have known better.
One point each:
Phin
Tiffani
Dafyd
I won. I won. I won. Hot Damn. I Won. I won a major award. It could be a bowling alley!
Congratulations, Tiffani! I was pulling for you!
Thanks Victor. I know you were....
reverse snoozepoints: "It could be a bowling alley!" - the dad from christmas story.
Holy shit! Reverse points...
-1!
What the Hell do you mean Reverse Points? Aint no way your taking points away from me!!!!
And notice, those were reverse stealth points, as you snuck the quote into your comment.
I'm not sure what this means though, since I just made it up at that particular moment. Do I score points for myself? Do I take points from you and add them to my score? Or do we just make you do something harmless and stupid?
I'm torn.
But I'm leaning towards harmless and stupid. For instance, you have to cram as many marshmallow 'Peeps' as you can into your mouth, then send us the photo proof. Like I said, it's still in the idea stage, and I'm open to any and all suggestions for what Reverse and Reverse Stealth points actually entails to the scorer and the scoree.
We can't have reverse points. It would be the end of cliche comments as we know them!
But...I'll stick it up there temporarily just to have something in the 2006 ranking. Plus, the humor is rare and bloody, just the way I like it.
I ... I ... I don't know what to say... I...
ah screw it... I didn't wanna pway wit you guys anyways.
Ok that was said in haste, maybe I made a judgement before thinking.
Yeah Paul, I should have known better, your stories usually go from amusing to messed right up within a few sentences.
I think it's Shank's turn to share or sham, waddaya say?
ROFL@"everybody except Tiffani"
Shank ~ That hurts.
Sorry, sometimes I get a little too into it.
Shank, you made Tiffani cry! No one makes Tiffani cry and gets away with it!
You are so on my list.