Burger has a piggy. He cherishes Piggy (Okay, not the most creative name. Give him a break, he wasn't even a year old when he named it.) and it alternately holds roles as little sister or baby. He's had it since he was a wee tot. Once it was the cutest, softest stuffed animal in the world. He loves it fiercely though and the pig has suffered over the years. Like the Velveteen Rabbit its coat is worn smooth. It has had many surgeries, once it was even brought to the School of Veterinary Science at UGA for repairs. Its coat became too thin for sutures to hold so it has many skin grafts (duct tape) as well. It is, in a word, "used".
The scene: We are driving in the van on the way to the farmer's market. Burger brought Piggy along for the ride.Burger: I married Piggy yesterday.
Lovely Wife: You married Piggy?
Burger: Yup. Yesterday.
Me: Eww. Isn't that like ... incest?
Burger: Nope. She was the princess. I was the king.
I guess it's okay then. Royalty does as royalty does and they've been marrying cousins or worse for generations. The Pharoahs married their sisters after all and, with all of those duct tape repairs, Piggy does somewhat resemble a mummy.
maybe Bacon was right to set up the DMZ.
Just in case it's not too obvious...the poem, "!nce$t is best/put your sister to the test/a game the whole family can play!" is heard during every Rocky Horror performance. Seeing as how it's been well over 20 years since I've seen that movie, I'm damned if I can remember exactly when the audience screams that out.
I have no desire to put myself thru a viewing of that, however.
That one wasn't a stealth hint. Besides, I'm pretty sure the first time the phrase was used was either during the reign of the Pharaohs or in a Judy Blume book.