Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
December 19, 2005
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(Category: Jokin Around )

My buddy Dave has a mother who was once a nun. He comes up to me in the bar the other night, and we start telling each other jokes. You know, you tell one; then the other says "Nonono, I got one for ya." And so on until Dave says, "Okay skippy. I got one for ya. How do you get a nun pregnant?"
I look at Dave. "I honestly don't know dude."

"Ya fuck 'er."
I buy Dave a beer and tell him I'll pray for his soul.

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beccause fuck you, that's why. yOu fuckerr, i fucking hat youl. ah fuck; arfrom.

Posted by: shank at December 20, 2005 01:08 AM

There's another answer to that question.

Q. "How do you get a nun pregnant?"

A. "Dress her up like an alter boy"


Dohhhh

Posted by: Tiffani at December 20, 2005 08:51 AM

EEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwww - Tiffani - that was wrong... funny, but still wrong... :)

Posted by: Wendy at December 21, 2005 07:32 PM

Shank - you might want to cut back on the booze a bit... I mean, I know where you are coming from but it's obvious by your post that you had a little too much...

Posted by: Wendy at December 21, 2005 07:33 PM

Wendy, thanks for your advice and assessment.

Now get off my dick.

Posted by: shank at December 22, 2005 12:04 PM
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