The rules:

1. In the extended entry are quotes from 13 movies. Your job is to identify the movie that each quote came from.
2. Guess as many times as you want, just don't get silly about it.
3. First person to correctly guess each entry gets a point. If there are any left after 24 hours they are worth 2 points.
4. As people guess the films I will strike out those entries and note who got it first.
5. NO cheating!!! That means NO: Google, IMDb, searching my archives etc.!

#1 Dogma, caught by MojoMark
"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

#2 Doctor Doolittle, caught by Dafyd
"If one place is as good as any other, it's high time we decided. Otherwise when we get there, we won't know we've arrived."

#3 The Bridge on the River Kwai, caught by Phin
"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!"

#4 Speed, caught by Phin
"You're crazy! You're fuckin' crazy!"
"NO! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."

#5 The Cannonball Run, caught by Tiffani
"Why'd he call me Shorty?"
"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

#6 X-Men, caught by Dafyd
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
[pause]
"The same thing that happens to everything else."

#7 Commando, caught by Phin
"Remember when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right. You did!"
"I lied."

#8 First Blood, whiffed by Phin but then caught by Dafyd
"Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"
"You send that many, don't forget one thing."
"What?"
"A good supply of body bags."

#9 The Presidio, caught by nobody :-(
"You open your mouth one more time, and I'll shove your head so far up your ass, you'll be talking out of your armpit."

#10 A Christmas Story, caught by Stephen Macklin
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

#11 Serial Mom, caught by Diamond Dave
"Be on the lookout for Beverly Sutphin. She is considered armed and fuckin' nuts!"

#12 A Fish Called Wanda, caught by Phin
"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole."
"How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck."

#13 Saturday Night Fever, caught by Dafyd
"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair."