Guess the dog voted "No" on the bill, in his own cute-doggy way.

Man's best friend eh?

Damn, that's actual irony.... none of this "rain on your wedding day" shit.

I can see charges against owners of dangerous dogs when they maul someone, but felony charges? That's pretty extreme.

Your dangerous dog attacks me or mine, and charges are going to be the very least of your worries. If you are lucky, a colostomy and a lifetime of nightmares, and a memory of the taste of your dead dogs asshole I cram bleeding down your throat.

To whom it may concern...