Okay, I'm not sure how a blog carnival works, but I'm doing one of idiots. Post up links to or stories of the biggest idiots you've ever known; or maybe just idiots ripped from the headlines. There's the usual suspects like Cindy Sheehan, but here are some more:

People Blaming Katrina on Global Warming - Namely, these Germans and RFK Jr. You're all idiots. Glen ('Heh' yourself you pithy pundit you) and the NYT talk hurricane cycles and explain why you're stupid. I mean, other than the fact that you obviously suffer from a mental disease that disallows you to form logically based arguments and that you're probably too ignorant to find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands. And a fucking map.

The lady at work who pulled her skirt down to show me her hugely disgusting belly, upon which she had tatooed a pixy. Very classy dear.

Bill. Because he's probably the only person on the internet who knows less about it than I do. It's lonely at the bottom isn't it buddy?

The cellphone=tumor people. You can put away your tinfoil hats and shit now; it's been debunked.

And of course, myself. Because what kind of idiot calls people out via the internet, and expects everyone to agree with him. You fool!

So yeah, if you know of any idiots, post links or trackback with your stories. It's Carnival time!