Something where you post more often.

More Cow Porn?

Pylorns - No, nothing that radical.

Sompopo - No dice. Cow porn is a given.

Guest blogging from Bear, Bacon, and Burger?

A gay blog, it's becoming a gay blog!!!
Wait that's already happened.

Group blogging, you're bringing in co-host(s) to blog about bowel movements and other fun bodily functions.

A caption contest?

I don't know something to do with the leader board because the year is almost over?

You're going to fire the Snooze Crew because they post about as much as you do?

We're getting fired???

Well that totally bites; do we at least get severance pay? Preferably in Oreos or spam (the edible spam not the ever so unsatisfying electronic spam).

You're getting a sex change and/or replacing yourself with a female version of yourself?

Better syndication - or to post syndication.

Change in software - ie wordpress

Change in snoozepoints...

Automatic trivia...

New layout

leaving mu.nu

Planning on retiring and giving rights and control to Snoozebutton Dreams to the best blogger? Or greatest fan?

God, I hope I'm wrong. The points wouldn't be worth it.

Jezuz H...Jim out with it already. I'm getting cranky. Time to go home.

Amy - Unfortunately all three have shown zero interest.

Phin - Dang, that was fast. Yup, the Snooze is engaged in an acquisition and there are going to be some new names on the author line. Can anybody guess who?

Tiffani - There will be some point stuff but that goes under the "stuff Jim should have been doing anyway" category. "Blogging" would also be on that list.

Victor - Hell no. The Crew™ was the life support of this blog for a month or more.

Phin - If the Crew™ was getting fired there would definitely be severerance pay. I'd probably go to the equivalent of 5 weeks normal Crew™ salary.

Oorgo - Nope. A sex change is right out. If I had my own boobs I'd never take my hands off of them. This would preclude blogging of any sort.

Pylorns - nope, nope, nope, nope, nope and nope.

diamond dave - I shall never retire! Not even when I turn all senile and end up typing strings of nonsensea;sdlfkjapsdiofn;lka ajs;ldfd[oiq;lw

Tiffani - Sorry about that. I was in an all day meeting. The secret's out now. Sort of. There's still the "who" to guess. And the minor changes that nobody chanced on.

Might one of the new authors be none other than LW, aka The Brat?

Oh yeah, are you changing the name of the blog too?

Letting the wife post more often? How about a penis pump?

You've convinced Dopple-G to cut out the middle man and just blog here directly.

Um, can I just say I don't really care -- as long as I get to "see" more of you?

. . .I really miss you, Jim.

*sniffle*

Dude, ditto the Margi sentiment. If guest blogging is a synonym for "whoowee Bob, I don't have to hardly post no more" then I am coming over to kick your ass, not least because you are suddenly forgetting your roots and talking like Cletus, the Wonder Southerner.

And I mean that in the NICEST way.

diamond dave - Nope, LW is perfectly happy with her own place. Incidentally, there are some pictures up there now of our Indian encounters this past weekend.

diamond dave - When I married one of my expectations was that my new wife would take my name. Blogging's pretty much the same deal. "Snooze Button Dreams" it shall remain.

pylorns - She can post whenever she wants. And she doesn't want a penis pump.

Simon - Unfortunately, except for a very short time quite a ways back, Dopple-G hasn't shown any interest in writing blogs. I say "unfortunately" because he's a decent writer and could be an excellent one if he practiced more. He does still reads 'em though.

Margi - You certainly may say that. Fear not though - this won't be changing my own posting frequency. It will make the dry spells between those posts a bit easier to bear though.

Helen - Not guest blogging, Helen my dear. Multi-author blog. But have no fear - just like I told Margi this move isn't about an excuse for me not to blog. Work, on the other hand, is a very effective excuse for me not to blog. But that's getting better too and the Holidays are coming up so my frequency tickling the keys should be doing better soon.

Hmm, for guest bloggers I'm thinking shank or paul from Id's Cage. Or maybe you've found a why to pull Ilyka out of retirement?

For changes, you're gonna give me the keys to SBD so I can fix the comment rememberer thingy.

Well, it sounds as if the Snooze Crew will not lose posting rights, so include me and Phinn in there. I would've guessed the ever-lovely Helen, but her comment sounds like, "No." Same thing with the just-as-lovely Tiffani. Hmmm...

I'll guess your Flying Pig running mate Trey, and I'll also guess Boudicca.

Ah, what the hell. I'll guess the Lovely Ladies of SBD: Tiffani and Helen.

And also...you convinced Rachel Lucas to come out of whatever the heck limbo she's in right now.

Dang! Phin is either intercepting my email or his lucky 8-ball is way more accurate than mine.

Shank and Paul will be the new co-hosts.

PS - I tried the comment remember fix but my comment templates are a bit different from the norm because of the multi-template setup. It wonked the hell out of the site when I tried it.

I love Victor for calling me the "ever lovely". Flattery soooooo works with me.

Shank and Paul sounds way too much like a radio morning show. We're not gonna have to do Hawaiian shirt Friday's or anything, are we? And I'm not really prepared to be "wacky."

"Shank and Paul" sounds more like a prohibited sex act to me.

I can almost guarantee that there will be no wacky and strictly metered amounts of whimsy.

Jim, I had the same problem when I installed movable type, I filled out a support ticket:

Hi,

The reason that your "Remember personal info?" option is not working is likely to be the absence of a reference to the Site JavaScript template in your page. In the default Individual Entry Archive template, the section contains the following:

mt-site.js">

This calls the mt-site.js file to the browser, which contains the code necessary to set and retrieve the cookies used to remember the commenters details.

Additionally, I would recommend that you replace your tag with the following:

This will ensure that if you enable TypeKey authenticated commenting, the necessary sign-in link will be visible, and those logged in to TypeKey greeted by their name.

I hope this gets you pointed in the right direction. If you have any follow-up questions about this, please let me know.

As per our Support Ticket Guidelines, we need to limit each ticket to a single issue, so I will need you to open a new ticket in the Help System for your query regarding categories. If you can provide additional information regarding exactly you wish to achieve there, that would also be helpful. Thanks!

Additionally, in the future, please refrain from copying your templates or other large chunks of code into a ticket. In this case, just a link to one of your entry pages probably would have been sufficient to allow us to spot the problem. If you do wish to share your template code (or we request this), the best way to do so is to copy the information into a text file, upload to your server, and then provide a link to the file. That way we can view any pertinent information while keeping the ticket a readable length.

You can find more information about our Support Ticket Guidelines here:

Oops, the html screwed up the code..

script type="text/javascript" src="mt-site.js" /script

imagine around it..

Thanks, pylorns. I'll give that a look!

That should get him some points, no?

That problem has irked me for a long time.

Also, are these points redeemable for Delta Sky Miles? I tried to use mine last week and they had no idea who you were. A fight ensued, and they said something about taking my passport away.

Can you give them a call?

I love Victor for calling me the "ever lovely". Flattery soooooo works with me.

Just stating a fact, ma'am. But now my gf is looking for you :)

Yay the magic eight ball didn't fail me.

It doesn't hurt that Big Brother is watching your every move. Quick look behind you, no the other way.

Too late.

Yeah, i've learned more about movable type than i've ever wanted to know by implimenting wetwired...

BTW, the title is a variation on a line from a Bob Dylan song. Or maybe the title...but you get the idea.

Stealth points for Victor! It should be a single but I'm doubling it for passing the 24 hour+ mark.

Is there an ETA on the new hosts?

Will the new hosts be giving away points and can they be bribed with peanutbutter?

Yes and Maybe.

Does my comments rememberer thingy work now?

Nope. :(