The grunion memes are running. Some are good, some are bad, all of them are serious introspectives. Time to inject a bit of levity! I give you the Engrishmeme:
The questions:
1) You think of that any one will make really this meme?
I think somebody already did. It's like, here now, you know?
2) Has your father the cheerfulness which is known you?
My cheerfulness knows no bounds but Dad has a bound or two in his cheerfulness limit so I've got to say no to this one.
3) It is many the dog and the cat it spreads out how, it has?
They generally spread through population expansion, just like bunnies.
4) How many licks it adopts obtains to the tootsie popular music center?
I think the answer is "one" and the subject in question is "Christina Aguilera".
5) Which thing fairies for one life?
Leprechauns. Definitely leprechauns.
The gimmicky part:
1) When you post this on your blog get rid of the first question, bump up all the numbers and make a new question for #5. In other words, you are going to be answering your own question #5 and not answering my question #1.
2) You make a new question by writing it in English, translating it to a foreign tongue, and then translating it back to English. Don't tell anybody what the actual original question was.
3) Trackback to this post or return here to make a comment and let me know where you are because I'm keen on seeing what y'all come up with.
4) Make sure to trackback/comment to the person you snagged this from too because they're going to want to see how you answer their question #5. Responses to the Engrish questions are hillarious when you know what the original English was.
Fini:
1) That means it's the end and there is nothing else.
2) You're done.
3) Pretty pointless, this section.
Wow, existential on Friday. You got a license for that?
Nope, just a learner's permit. I have to take the road test before I can get the license.
That was fun. I actually had to use two translators to get it to come out all Engrishy. Translate into the foreign language on one, and back into English on another. What a good way to waste time!
Okay, mine are up, but for some reason beyond my ken, track back did not happen. I don't know what went wrong.
My answers of course, could not compete with the masters.