June 15, 2005
Southern Belle
(Category:
Jokin Around
)
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across a Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.
As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready fixin' to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of yoah deah momma and daddy."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of yoah wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, "Well, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
(Hat tip to Lovely Wife)
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Practical Penumbra linked in Flogging My Dead Hobby Horse on June 20, 2005 02:28 PM
Fabilous
I have a cousin who married into THE Lee family. That is what she is known for. She could give birth to the Messiah, and it would not matter. She married a LEE.
I am a dang Yankee & proud of it! But don't confuse my allegiance to a baseball team - Red Sox all the way!
My favorite Robert E. Lee quote: "… if I had foreseen the use these people desired to make of their victory, there would have been no surrender at Appomattox, no, sir, not by me. Had I seen these results of subjugation, I would have preferred to die at Appomattox with my brave men, my sword in this right hand."