June 03, 2005
Fun in the elevator
(Category:
Short Stops
)
As soon as the elevator stops at a floor yell out "Oh my God! The doors are stuck!"
Leap to the doors and wedge your fingers into the crack. Strain like mighty Hercules forcing open the vaulted doors of Gehenna as the elevator doors open. When the doors have opened, step back with a sigh of relief and say "It's safe now."
This works even better when you do it at multiple floors so people see you do it more than once.
Additional: As each person leaves the elevator say "Your welcome" or "Looks like you owe me one".
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My brother and I were in a full elevator in chinatown in San Fran when he decided to have a little fun with the locals who like to act as tho they don't speak English. He stood in the back corner and under his breath mumbled "Man...i don't feel so good..." then proceeded to make wretching noises over a few chinese heads. Talk about clearing out an elevator! I was on the floor peeing and laughing for a good 5 minutes after that one... :-P
I received an e-mail recently about all the annoying things you can do in the elevator. One day I'll get up enough nerve to do them---in Hebrew.