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May 13, 2005
Donate to PETA, kill fuzzy animals!
(Category: News & Notes )

Here's an interesting tidbit I found at Rhymes With Right. The animal shelter at PETA's Norfolk headquarters isn't a no-kill shelter. In the past five and a half years they've killed over 10,000 puppies and kitties (Figure doesn't include murders in 2005).

Here's the numbers.

PETA had income of over $29,000,000 (that's TWENTY-NINE MILLION, in case you're having trouble with all of those zeros) last year. Obviously that wasn't enough to house the thousands of companion animals they killed. There must be something wrong with my math though because when I multiply 2,000 pets times $600 (average annual cost for a shelter to keep an animal) it comes out to way less than a single PETA advertising campaign.

There is no notice anywhere on PETA's website that they kill animals. There's lots of begging for money to save the animals though.

So donate to PETA and kill a kitten today!

Posted by Jim | Permalink
Comments

Can I kill a PeTA member and keep the kitten, instead?

Posted by: Harvey at May 13, 2005 01:06 PM

Sure! It's not like they're on any endangered species list or anything. In fact, this might be a good time to introduce legislation to cull the herd.

Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2005 01:21 PM

This is proof that cats are nuisances. I think I'd like to try putting mine on ebay. Think anyone'd bid?

Posted by: shank at May 13, 2005 01:31 PM

Only if you froze it first and carved an image of the Virgin Mary on it.

Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2005 01:36 PM

I was aiming for the same as Harvey,kill a PETA member and keep the kitten?

Posted by: LW at May 13, 2005 02:47 PM

I need a new kitten!

Posted by: knpepper at May 13, 2005 05:20 PM

I think you can kill the kitten, you just can't wear its fur... or eat it.

Posted by: Boudicca at May 13, 2005 11:24 PM

I hear they taste just like chicken.

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2005 08:24 AM

Can I kill a PETAn *with* a kitten?

Posted by: Claire at May 14, 2005 11:33 AM

PETA KILLS! good catchy headline.
(I'll take a kitty, and have a puppy on the side).

Posted by: Rachel Ann at May 15, 2005 03:48 AM

Found this through VW, I'm linking it, my crowd will love it.

Posted by: Stacy at May 17, 2005 11:23 PM
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