Finally lost 200 pounds,now stuck with all the wrinkels.In pre-op now for straightning surgery.

Dammit the wrinkles didn't come out of all the towels.

Maybe if I lie here really quite like they will think I am just another towel.

In an effort to thwart terrorism in America's linen closets, the FBI has developed and trained a litter of Doberman Pincers with highly evolved camoflage.

The makers of Snuggle brand fabric softner passed on this original idea for a spokesanimal, opting for the much more boisterous (and less drooly) teddy bear.

I know this isn't a quote:
"So I took that really goodlooking girl from the bar took me home last night."
"Yeah?"
"Everything was going fine, she asked me to spend the night."
"And..."
"Well, the sex was great, but you guys are never going to believe what I mistook for a cum rag..."

I will just take a quick nap while waiting to be ironed.

I suck at this, Jim. Dammit.

The highly evolved chua-chua waits for its pray, the unsuspecting naked human. Little does the human know, its this chua-chua's snak time...

This is what happens when you nag your husband about "Doing a load of laundry for once, and maybe give the dog a bath".

what does this have to do with anything??

"Great information here. Just what I needed to complete my essay. Thanks. In my opinion the internet is the key to success!

Posted by: Katrin Love at April 26, 2005 08:49 AM"

Looks like comment spam to me. Must have missed it in my drunken stupor.

Spammer slain. Yay!

"Alright, honestly, what's more comfortable? The towel or me?"

Sadly, the cap was left off the special glue for Rex's patches and no other glue was found that would stick to his fur to cure his leak.

*pop* *pfffffft*

Jim's Basset Hound spends far too much time in the bath...

Monday's deflate me.

Man to woman: Honest honey, I thought they were a matching set.

A dog that can hitch any length and breadth of the Galaxy,rough it slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a dog to be reckoned with.