Turret's, without a doubt. Can you imagine cutting loose with a string of well-deserved invective during a meeting at an "opportune" time and your boss having to take it, since it's a disability? Lord knows he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the Turret's and you-telling-it-like-it-is, you know?

Turrets all the way. Narcolepsy could be dangerous, but Turrets could be endearing. You know, you're on a date, candlelight, french menus, a string quartet then "FUCKCOCKHEADASSCHOOOOOOOOAD!". You're date would be like "Aaaawww, he's nervous! What a little cutie." It'd be a garanteed lay every time.

Can I sleep on it, you assh. . . Opps. That just slipped out. Sorry. Can't seem to stop myself.

Turrets. I know people with Turrets and it is manageable. Falling asleep unexpectedly... ohhh so dangerous.

My grandfather has narcolepsy - he falls asleep in the middle of a conversation, then wakes up half an hour later and carries on exactly where he left off. The really scary thing is the he holds an FAA Pilot's Licence - strangely enough, I have not yet been up in his plane with him...

Tourettes. Definitely. I had a friend in college with Tourette's and it didn't interfere with his life at all. Although the medicines can have nasty side effects after many years....

I'm with CalTech Girl.
I'd have Tourette's Syndrome. I'd spell it right, just like she does, too.

Turrets... because I LOVE tanks.

Definitely Tourette's. I worked with a guy who suffered from narcolepsy and, I admit, his rather unfortunate affliction made him prone to office pranks, primarily intiated by yours truly.

My very favourite thing to do when he fell asleep at his desk was to gather as many people as I could into his office; call an escort service on his phone and make the initial arrangements; put the phone on speaker; and then wake him up and just watch the scene unfold!!!

Narcolepsy ... it's not even close.

*twitch* F%CK, B@ST@RD, SH!T!