Snooze Button Dreams
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Snooze Button Dreams
March 03, 2005
10 Things I've done that you probably have not
(Category: About Jim )
  1. Sucked on the teat of a giant cow.
  2. Electrocuted myself twice while fixing a single lamp.
  3. Taken a one month working vacation to Virginia Beach, courtesy of the Navy.
  4. Been paid to not do karaoke.
  5. Recorded a duet.
  6. Been paid not to play the tape of said duet.
  7. Lived with three women, all single, and not related to me. Two of them were hot, too.
  8. Snorted vodka up my nose until black stuff started coming out.
  9. Attacked a snow drift. (With admittedly limited success. #8 played a pivotal role in this adventure.)
  10. Gone to a beach party in San Diego and woken up naked on a beach in Los Angeles.

(Found at LeeAnn's House of Cheesy Goodness)

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Comments

Is sucking on the teat of a giant cow crazier than sucking on the teat of just a regular sized bovine? I once squeezed a teat, and I distinctly remember having to clean the cow dung off of it first. Way to go Jim.

Posted by: shank at March 3, 2005 08:34 AM

This was a special cow. Click on "The infamous cow pic" link in the sidebar for a visual.

Posted by: Jim at March 3, 2005 09:07 AM

Electrocuted myself twice while fixing a single lamp.
Sad.

Posted by: Victor and his seventeen pet rats at March 3, 2005 12:09 PM

Yeah. After the second jolt I realized I could (and should) unplug it.

Posted by: Jim at March 3, 2005 12:24 PM

Woken.

I hate that word. I really do. It always looks made-up to me.

Posted by: Trey Givens at March 3, 2005 06:57 PM

I guess I could have use "awokened" but that always makes me feel like I should be living in a trailer behind Mammy and Pappy's place.

Posted by: Jim at March 3, 2005 07:42 PM
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