February 28, 2005
Conversations while driving
(Category:
Snooze Button Dreams
)
The maximum acceptable number of children in a car is two. I have proof.
Burger (3): Where are we going?Lovely Wife: We're going home now.
Bacon (4): Are we there yet?
Me: Yeah, we're there. Hop on out.
Bacon: Are not! We're still driving!
Me: Why so we are!
Burger: Where are we going?
Lovely Wife: We're going home!
Bacon: I want to go home!
Me: We are going home!
Burger: Where are we going?
Me: We're going to Disney World.
Bear (5): Really?!?
Me: No. We're going home.
Bear: That bites.
One is the magic number, Clancy.
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That will be up to the Mrs. I think she wants two. 3 I'll never agree to...
Agree? What is this "agree" thing you speak of?
Foolish mortal! Hah hah hah hah ha!
The gf and I went to our nephews third b-day party on Sunday. Even with just one half of the grand-family there (plus two uncles and one uncle gf--8 adults), I was stunned at the amount of noise three kids can make. Two, actually, since the youngest spent most of the time asleep.
Believe you me: Zero is the magic number.
hehe...aren't kids great!
I love children ... other people's children ;-)