Tiffani wins first prize for the Bumper Sticker contest. She was the only entrant but she was the obvious winner right off the bat. Probably why nobody else bothered to challenge her. After all, how can you improve upon perfection?
Five points for Tiffani!
Clancy has revealed his news. He's married and pregnant! Luckily, so is GF. The big winner of the Guess Clancy's News contest was me. Hah! I rule!
I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent and all of the people who didn't guess as well as I did.
My points are a bit reduced though as Helen, Kathleen and Holly each extorted a point from me. What can I say? I'm helpless against the power of estrorage*.
That clears the docket for points posts at the moment but we'll get some more up soon. I've got a Shamming/Sharing in the works and an excellent photo for a caption contest.
* I've proven to be quite the coward in this regard so threats upon my life will continue to be paid off with my personal points until they are depleted.
While I'm happy for Clancy and his alien bride, what's this "we're pregnant" stuff? What, is Clancy gonna carry it for the first trimester while his alien wife goes off to feed, then transfer the fetus to her? And how's the fetus gonna gestate? Where's he gonna keep it, in a box?
Victor wrote: "...Where's he gonna keep it, in a box?"
Well, kinda!
No, the fetus emerges from the box. Sheesh.